The Worst
It looks like professional athlete Waruna Ranga Kumara Wimalawansa has been involved in more than just running around the track. Today, he pleaded guilty to charges of human smuggling and has received a 2 year jail term with a Rs.200,000 fine. Considering that professional athletes get paid like billyoh and treated like kings in Sri Lanka, I am baffled as to why this dude had to go about smuggling humans around. Did he think that just because he can run real fast on the track that outrunning the law was going to be a piece of cake? When they caught him, he must have been like "How'd you catch me? I was running my fastest"
The Best
More money! Yay! Indian external affairs minister, S.M Krishna told the Indian Parliament today that India would give more than the Rs.5 billion for the aid of the displaced people from the North. I didn't know we were getting Rs.5 billion in the first place. That's an awful lot of money; and today they pledge more? That's what is called "fully awesome". Truly it is the time for celebration in 'Ol Lanka'. If this sort of news does not stop soon, the next generation of Lankans will have permanent smiles on their faces, purely due to genetic factors!